Please don’t get me wrong, I love my partner.  She is a wonderful woman who must have infinite patience to put up with me the way she does. Unfortunately Laura Jane has a tendency to come out with some of the most ridiculous questions and comments I have ever heard a person above the age of 7 utter.

I’m not trying to imply that she is stupid, far from it – the girl is a university graduate and head of department at a grammar school. I just wonder how her mind works when she can come out with such questions as ‘Do you ever wonder what it would be like if  forks were in charge of the world?’.

Sometimes I’m left speechless. A mutual friend suggested I create a web site totally devoted to these inane soundbites, and so until I get the chance to I shall document as many as I can here, under the category ‘Laura Jane Says…’.

I hope they bring you as much enjoyment as they have me.